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alemonmoonsky:

samaralex:

The 35 Cutest Baby Elephants You Will See Today

OH MY GOD THE FIRST ONE OH MY GOD

Awww! The little derp-ephant at the end! So adorable! (Also, the black-and white one with the big ears. Also, all of them.)

nijimei:

rouxfully:

laughingsquid:

Hair Cat Clone Created From Brushed Cat

oh god the number of times I’ve considered this in my life but then been too lazy
haaaaa

I don’t know guys, I just see alot of cat hair


This is wonderful. Also, the stuffed animal Gia gave me for Squidmas looks “alot” like this cat. It also looks a lot like a big version of one of the kitties adopted from Ginko recently.

nijimei:

rouxfully:

laughingsquid:

Hair Cat Clone Created From Brushed Cat

oh god the number of times I’ve considered this in my life but then been too lazy

haaaaa

I don’t know guys, I just see alot of cat hair

This is wonderful. Also, the stuffed animal Gia gave me for Squidmas looks “alot” like this cat. It also looks a lot like a big version of one of the kitties adopted from Ginko recently.

Yep. This is definitely a thing I’d like to be doing right now.

Yep. This is definitely a thing I’d like to be doing right now.

This is marvelous.

This is marvelous.

<3

verticaltrout:

zincfingers:

dogplanet:

boi-girl-wonder:

revolucion-en-la-cama:

hahareally:

dexterthedarkdefender:

clownprince-of-crime:

Subjective Reality

The ability to manipulate the boundary between illusion and reality.

Stardust Manipulation

The ability to control and manipulate remnants of a dead star.

Mind Link

The ability to develop a mental link with another living being, which remains as a connection to that individual.

Intuitive Empathy

Power to copy the powers of others through an empathic bond and already know how to use said power.

Astral vision, able to see overlapping dimensions beyond the physical plane of existence. Sick.

“musical empathy” 

um fuck this shit 

Narration

Power to control reality via writing.

FUCKIN’ SWEET, THIS IS THE MOST BROKEN POWER

Empathic Creation

Power to create objects, weapons and creatures out of emotions.

>verticaltrout created Lust Creature

>verticaltrout created Lust Creature

>verticaltrout created Lust Creature

etc

wait is lust an emotion

I am now a human bird. Thank you, “corvid physiology.”

nightsinwonderland:

I WANT A RAINBOW WALL OF HAPPINESS!

Kitty + Rainbow Wall of Happiness = Do want! + Must have!

nightsinwonderland:

I WANT A RAINBOW WALL OF HAPPINESS!

Kitty + Rainbow Wall of Happiness = Do want! + Must have!

tw0way:

omg i want to hug it 
and kiss it
and marry it
and have its babies

tw0way:

omg i want to hug it 

and kiss it

and marry it

and have its babies

zincfingers:

jwisser:

SciFi Hall’s Last Supper, or: The Passion of the Mike
I was handling the last of My People graduating just fine until I left horrorwine with her parents, upon which I nearly fell apart.
Note to whoever handles these things: no more Feels for a while, please. I’ve got plenty.

these tacos are my body
this coke is my blood

*sniff*

zincfingers:

jwisser:

SciFi Hall’s Last Supper, or: The Passion of the Mike

I was handling the last of My People graduating just fine until I left horrorwine with her parents, upon which I nearly fell apart.

Note to whoever handles these things: no more Feels for a while, please. I’ve got plenty.

these tacos are my body

this coke is my blood

*sniff*

meklejulaimi:

Benevolent Manatee Overlord
aka
The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen

meklejulaimi:

Benevolent Manatee Overlord

aka

The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen